What is the opposite of a restaurant?
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I’m going to mass produce little chair shaped confetti and throw it at people who need to sit the fuck down.
can u not
Koala’s response to being petted
> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
I want to have a marriage like this holy shit